New Avatar Movie Confirms People Would Bone a Blue Alien if it Is Hot Enough
‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ has been released, confirming suspicions from the prequel that movie goers would bone a blue alien. The plot places Americans in alien avatars to scope out other planets for resources and colonization. The plot drives viewers through scenes and points meant to trigger emotions that empathize with the blue aliens, but the biggest emotion invoked was erotic. Fans of the film confirmed they would bone a blue alien because their sex appeal.
“It’s so hot! It’s like the deer filter on Snapchat or something,” Ken Traynor, a random movie enthusiast stated while leaving the theater. “I would totally do one of them. Not all of them. Just the hot ones.”