James Harden Demands Jet from New Team; First Born Son’s Named After Harden

NBA star James Harden’s difficult personality just worsened as he requested a private jet and his name be placed upon the first born sons of whatever team that decides to sign him. Harden, an All-Star player for some time, has bounced around NBA cities in search of the right fit for his overflowing, horrific personality. His demands have ushered him to the exit door sooner than desired by each of his previous teams. Setting the boundary up front and communicating it clearly, Harden said he will not play for a team that is unwilling to give him a private jet and offertheir children with his namesake. Despite the hefty demand, his talent has raised the eyebrows of a few executives. However, Harden remains unsigned at the time of this writing.

“Honestly, it’s just a name, and what’s in a name?” One unnamed NBA insider said during lunch at Chick-fil-A. “It’s not like I’m going to be close to the kid. I’ve got a team to manage.”