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Banning sex to stop abortions = genius

All eyes on Texas have shifted eastward to South Carolina as a new bill was introduced, effectively banning sex. Senator Lindsey Graham penned the bill as part of his promise to keep fighting against the murder of unborn babies. The landmark legislation is taking aim at the ungodly amount of abortions across the nation by tackling the source of baby making. Targeting the earliest phase of abortion became the easy choice when Senator Graham understood how children are made.

“When I was briefed on the disgusting process of abortions, the answer became very clear. God wants life, not abortions,” Senator Graham said. “Banning sex will stop abortions. You can’t abort a baby if you aren’t allowed to create.”

The current climate of Congress made passage of the legislation look like an uphill battle, but the baby saving bill was met with a much warmer reception than anticipated. Democrats even praised the bill for solving a key national issue, but their approval fizzled quickly when they realized the opposition had made a semblance of progress. Refusing defeat, Democrats capitalized on language within the bill, which may prove fatal for Republicans in the upcoming mid-terms.

“This stems from the Census study that said white people will be a minority by 2045,” a Democratic representative who asked to be anonymous said. “This bill was very obviously introduced by Republicans to keep a firm grip on the reigns of White supremacy.”